The Furry Log: Observations of a Trailblazing Sex Pariah by anonymous
February 24th, 2009 | Published in This Really Happened
8:41 – Furry* mutters obscenities to self.
8:42 – Furry makes body-switch proposal to observer.
8:42 – Furry falsely invites friends into “his world”.
8:43 – Furry makes poetic observation about “pen buildup”.
8:58 – Furry makes homosexual recommendation.
9:08 – Furry fingers young Asian boy.
9:09 – Furry begins to warm his knuckles.
9:09 – Furry says, “you can get two in one sitting.”
9:14 – Furry gives co-worker “change” (asscial).
9:16 – Furry utters obscenities to self.
9:18 – Furry says, “I’m a basic man. I want it simple.”
9:19 – Furry utters obscenities to self.
9:22 – Furry utters obscenities to self (“leave me the fuck alone”).
9:48 – Furry gives observer “change” (asscial).
10:15 – Furry exclaims, “I remember this, motherfucker!”
10:47 – Furry loudly proclaims, “I am not an animal!”
10:49 – Furry begins to consume crackers and “valentines” [?].
11:46 – Furry says, “Everyone loves some Mr. Slave.”
1:09 – Furry laughs to himself with no one in particular.
- Furry or furry fandom is used to refer to the community of artists, writers, role players and general fans of the furry art forms who gather on the net and at conventions. [from wikipedia.com]


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