50 Cent vs Nas

50 Cent vs Jeru

50 Cent vs…the entire rap industry

What happened? 50 Cent blew up.

David and Goliath. The world loves the underdog who can pit itself against a master and win.

Here’s what I’m thinking:

As the editor and publisher of The Whiskey Dregs…I’m getting greedy. I need to find a way up and out. Yeah, we’re growing at a very nice pace, yeah, there’s fans out there…yes, women love us. Men hate us. Sure. But I want the big time. I want the glory. I want The Whiskey Dregs to be the darling of American media. I want to take this back to The Colloseum. I want to throw two gladiators in the pit together and have them tussle.

Put The Whiskey Dregs and The New York Times in the ring. Get their nostrils flared up. Let’s start a media war that they can’t finish. It’ll be cute and sweet at first until the problems begin…like a weak link in their editorial staff. A writer who gets a story wrong. If we get something wrong, it’s expected. Hell, it’s even appreciated.

So we’re going after you – New York Times. Officina y officina. Think I’m kidding. Screw up again and watch how everything crumbles. The Dregs will rise, my friends. The Dregs will rise and we will be watching your every move. Careful, The Times, careful.

It’s time that the world hears the voice of the people. You won’t think so at first until it starts to get inside your head and then you’ll believe.

Let the games begin,

Carlos Detres

Pen Pal in fortune

P.S. This is all in good fun…for now.